Sunday, March 13, 2011

I'll Be Waiting

Dear Pepsi,

It's only been four days since we last saw each other. Today was Daylight Saving Time. I could have really used your refreshing ice cold embrace to cope with the hour we lost. My meals just aren't the same without you to wash the food down. My body aches with withdrawal pains. I'm beyond thirsty and flat water just won't do. Chickadee even watches people's throats as they swallow (Sh!t My Mama Do).

Thirty-six more days until we meet again. I'll be waiting.

P.S. I went to a black funeral and you KNOW they served fried chicken. I was strong and ate the baked chicken instead. It wouldn't have tasted right anyway without you.


  1. The fact that you just wrote a love letter to Pepsi tho? Bwahahahahaha @ the fried chicken wouldn't taste the same w/o it...

  2. Bwahahahaha I'm over here going through it.

  3. Ha. Did not know about this blog but girl u are going THROUGH. LOL. Good luck!

  4. Thanks for the good luck. I really need it.