When I get a little money, I buy books and food. If any is left, I pay bills.
A crumb-snatcher stepped on my JC boots. My accessories are not child proof.
As many baby showers/bridal showers/kid birthday parties as I attend, the gesture better be reciprocated when it comes my turn.
Retail therapy keeps me sane.
It is February 6th. Stop saying, "Happy New Year."
Americans are full of fuckery. Hence the reason I'm a Londoner in my head.
I hate tax season. Single people with no children are punished, not rewarded, at this time.
I have the old Negro spiritual "Let My People Go" stuck in my head. My subconscious knows it is Black History Month.
I belong to Bedside Baptist.
I belong to Bedside Baptist.
Be safe, my beweavable ladies. I don't want to see tracks stuck on ice if you fall.
Anderson Cooper needs to have a seat...on a plane back to USA.
Thanks to CNN, I witnessed a camel-jacking in Egypt.
Social networks make it easier for liars and life exaggerators.
Social networks make it easier for liars and life exaggerators.
Yesterday, I went to the childless chick's nightmare: Chuck E. Cheese. Afterward, I had a drink...and a birth control pill.
OM goodness...may I add?
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I still dance really hard when I hear "Get Off" by Foxy.
When I get a little money I buy lotteries and when I get a lil bit more I BUY more lotteries !
My accessories have NEVER been child-proof.
I love Random Rants !! This has been a bit theraputic.
Literary Marie is keeping me entertained. Can't wait for the "Memoirs"
@ Gabby,
ReplyDeleteYou really DO dance hard when "Get Off" plays. I'm impressed you know the song title & artist. **inside joke**
As for the lotteries and accessories, you are so on point.
I'll be doing more of these random rants. It's like journaling random thoughts online.
LMBO!!!! Where is the favorite button? You are HILARIOUS!!!!! I died at "Bedside Baptist"!!!
ReplyDeleteI hate tax season. Single people with no children are punished, not rewarded, at this time. <--- Say that again.
ReplyDeleteSam ain't my damn uncle more like a thief in the night.
These are so funny.
Social networks make it easier for liars and life exaggerators. <---- Amen to that. Only online can a homeless man have more money than Puff Daddy. LOL
LMBO Thanks Erika. I love belonging to Bedside Baptist. No crowded pews. No collection plates going around. No ushers leading me to the front row because I'm late to church. Seriously, online streaming church services are that deal.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Spinks. I don't know who is worse: Uncle Sam or Sallie Mae.
ReplyDeleteThe internet is full of characters.
Ooohhh wweee I love random rants!
ReplyDeleteI don't think I'll ever have a birthday party for Donovan at Chuck E Cheese. I do not like that place!!!
Social networks make it easier for liars and life exaggerators. <---how you laid off but you shopping even more than more.
When I get a little money, I buy books and food.<---and make up.
Good Sheila. I'd hate to miss a birthday party of Donovan's because it's held at Chuck E Cheese. Better not to introduce him to that ratchet.
ReplyDelete**tears laughing at laid off & shopping even MORE** Unemployment checks are not enough to spree with.
Ah yes, how could I forget make-up!!!